Adventures in Freakland
So right now i guess you can classify me as a bonafide freak... i have a couple of reasons why. I shall list them.
1. I would fuck the shit out of every single one of my dates, female friends, and associates... even if i cant stand them personally.
2. I tried to fuck the shit out of my last date but she had a thing called class.... which i think means that i dont... she said... and i quote... "thats how ya gon do me... feel me up when i just wanted a hug".... in my defense. .. she did say that she was trying to get in my panties and not my head.... psych majors.... they play so many games.... i was willing to play... i have no fucking shame folks.
3. i was invited to the sex community center in bywater... mainly because i'm femme and single... i was just scared some ugly ass person was gonna try to fuck me.. or i'd get AIDS getting fucked by some ugly person... just cause you go into a house full of freaks dont mean they all look like Oasis..... point is... i was bullshittin the whole night and didnt go....
4. i've been dancing my ass off... and for those who know me... ya know a nigga dont dance... like ever.... it's the closest thing to masturbation i can muster....
5. speaking of masturbation... i've developed third degree burns on my 3rd and 4th metatarsals... i have at least eight girls in my mental roledex @ any given time... each with their own special gifts. I'll name them:
Shayna ---- so we're like on vacay... she decides she likes me after all... we steal glances at each other... she makes sexual innuendo... i do me, whatever... we flirt the whole weekend... our friends make us play truth or dare and i have to admit aloud that out of any woman there... i'm ready to make her cum in my mouth... not too much longer.... lets just say... they have to rename that fuckin beach.... and i can smell her in my hair for 4 days....
Oasis ----- number one.. shes a pornstar but she knows my name and when were fuckin she calls me baby a lot.... i call her baby a lot... like i'm "special" to her or some shit.... it basically involves strappin her every which way... anyone whose seen the one where she's on the couch ridin that girls dick knows exactly what i'm talking about... like WOW!!
Richelle ---- so we have a classic tumultuous artists' relationship... how is this different from my real life??.... um not by much only in my fantasies she knows who the fuck i am.... anyway like neither one of us is willing to commit.. again no different than real life... but everything is better when she looks at me... and i can tell she loves me... even if she cant say it.... she can tell i'm in love with her... even though current circumstances dont allow me to commit... and for the minutes were able to get it together i make love to her like she'll save me from the damage that has been done... the sex is slow and sensual and heart breaking... theres candles and music and all that shit... i ask her to let me inside her... like inside inside... like in her pussy... and in her mind... and she does.... until we cum... and then were just 2 fucked up people again.
Brittani--- my thug girl.... this is kinda funny cause Brittani is really about to get some if she doesn't fuck it up... which i'm so scared she will... I dunno.... even though Brittani is totally not my type she can fuck.... so good i let her strap me regularly... in the bed... in the shower... in kitchen on the counter... in the car... in the alley behind Vibe.... her hands on the crux of my hips is no unusual occurrence... and thats crazy... but Brittani has swagger like that...
Meshell ---- me and Meshell just have an understanding... when i'm in New York... i'm yours... when i'm not... i'm thinking of you... we dont have sex all the time.... we kind of experience intimacy in a way that makes a pussy of your mind.... and you have like mindgasms.... but when we do.... do it.... she says to me... what are you afraid of?... i ask her what she means?... she tells me to let go... and a few minutes later... i'm cummin like one of Pinkys hoes..
speakin of Pinky---- i cant fuck wit Pinky... shes more like my inspiration... like how her big red ass always fucking the shit out of these fine ass women??.... She's always like "yeah you like that bitch" and pounds the shit out of them... it gives me hope that those beautiful women can be freaks just like me.... i look almost as good as Pinky... and if i got some various ass i can fuck like that too.... ooooooohhhh **fingers crossed*** I swear i'm puttin her ass on my vision board..lol
Chevy--- i dunno... me and Chevy always at breakfast... like whats so fuckin sexy about breakfast?.. i havent the foggiest??... anyway were sitting at a center table at Petunias and she says.... "comeon now ma.. you know i always had a thang for ya" like only she can say it... fuck that girl is so fine... for a straight girl she is like... moistening.... lol.. anyway i kiss her hard as shit right there at the table in the middle of all the straight ass, white asss, midwest ass tourists and we proceed to titty suck and finger fuck our way through nooks and crannies of the Quarter until we get to my car.... and I show Chevy what shes been missing in the women department... and Chevy is a fucking natural... like i always knew she would be :)
last but not least...
Troi ---- sexy beautiful Troi... who looks like a girly Usher Raymond.... in my dreams she isnt lost in the cosmos... but shes in my bed... sun shining on the nakedness between her panties and her tshirt.... we lie in bed... kissing each other... staring at each other... caressing her back... breathing on her neck... and watching l word... cause thats just about the sexiest thing anyone has ever said to me... "I like to lie in bed with that special someone and watch l-word.".
